Best holiday card award goes to… SNL
New York’s hottest club is Nana.
Club owner Dumpy Brewster has thought of everything. They’ve got ribbon candy, a Whopper hopper, military cots, skunk boys, and DJ Fyvush Finkel.
Skunk Boys is when two jacked midgets in mohair jackets and face paint take you to a porch and fart on you.
(Source: aaronmeier)
